These are the times of the "politically correct" and somehow John Wayne is just a fading memory. This country was built by Men with a capital M. Men like me kicked the British butts to make our home the land of the brave. It was men like me that disembarked on the shores of Normandy and fought in the jungles of Vietnam.
I slapped the puck for the Miracle on Ice. I sledgehammered the Berlin Wall. Have you heard about the Rainbow Six? I am the seventh man. I'm the only Man with a honey badger as a pet. The most interesting Man in the world bores me. Chuck Norris tells jokes about me. I'm all about being a man. 24 hours a day. Seven days a week.
When I take a shower or shave my face, I don't settle for any lady product that is at hand. Women know how a man is supposed to smell. That's one of the many reasons why I am THE Doo'd. I not only talk like a man, walk like a man, but I also smell like THE Man.
Don't just be a dude, be THE Doo'd.